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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 20:07 |
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| Kelly: That's Bo Revere's new single! It's #8 with a bullet. Mr. Belding: It's too bad the bullet missed him. *Belding laugh*. Ms. Simpson: To be or not to be. That is the question. Who said that? Zack: You just did, Ma'am Ms. Simpson: Right! Hamlet. Ms. Simpson: Does anyone know how Romeo died? Zack: He took your class. Ms. Simpson: Right! Poison in a glass. Nurse Jennifer: I wonder what's going on in that body of yours. *Zack looks into the camera* Zack: Woah. Zack: Why don't we go to the drive in and give it a chance? Kelly: Well I'm afraid I'll fall off your bicycle! Jessie:Aww... is Slater scared of the wittle awobics instwuctor? Screech: What's an awobics instwuctor? Lisa: Aww! Look at Zack and Kelly. If they get any closer, they'll be sharing shoes. Slater: Lisa, get a boyfriend. Lisa: I think there's love in the air. How bout you? Screech: No, that's my cologne, 'musk of mustang'. Giddy up! Screech: You know, I kissed Lisa for the first time on a bridge. Zack: When was that? Lisa: Right before I threw him off. |
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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 20:08 |
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| Nog wat quote's van The College Years Leslie: Hey, Kelly, you wanna go out with the girls on Saturday? Kelly: Yeah, sure! Screech: Can I come? Kelly: Didn't you hear her? She said 'just the girls'. Unless you are planning on wearing a dress, no you can't come. Screech: What about culottes? Slater: Screech, don't you ever get scared? Screech: Sure. All the time. But when I get scared, I pretend I'm you. Slater: You mean the way I used to be. Screech: Of course. If I pretended to be you the way you are now, I'd be a real girly man. "Slater, this is a big loin cloth. Can I borrow one of your loins?" - Screech "No self-respecting guy goes to a costume party dressed as Peter Pan." - Slater Zack: Hey Kelly! Kelly: Don't talk to me Zack. I'm not here. I don't exist. Zack: Well, for a girl that doesn't exist, she still turns me on. Slater: Zack, I've got one word for you. Cancun. Zack: Slater, I've got one word for you. Cannot. |
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| "Next time, we rent a Steven Segall flick. People don't just die in his movies. They explode." - Slater "I don't have a feminine side. Even if I did, it'd still be really macho." - Mike *Zack and Kelly making out* Dean McMann: Please! Another moment of that and I'll have to have a cigarette. Zack: The Semester on the Sea program means you'll be on the sea for a semester! Dean McMann: Wow! And you're only a freshman? Slater: Alex, I went to the car show with someone other than you. Alex: Who? Slater: Chris... Leslie: ty Slater: No thanks, I'm drinking orange juice. Zack: Kelly, I want you to marry me. Kelly: WHAT?! Leslie: WHAT?! Alex: WHAT?! Zack: Why don't you call me what your mom calls your dad. Kelly: OK, I'll call you... Frank. Screech: HELP! My zipper's stuck! Zack: This is more important. Screech: You're not the one feeling the breeze! I could catch Pneumonia! Zack: What are you trying to say, Screech? You want to be a bride? Screech: No, of course not. But it would be nice to be asked. |
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| Zack: Girls, girls what dress do you like best? Leslie: Ooh! I like the white off the shoulder. But you're going to have you shave your back. Screech: Are you upset that I'm the best man and you're not? Slater: Even if you were the last man on Earth, you still wouldn't be the best man. "Conservative? Leslie, that dress deserves its own chair in the McLoughlin group." - Alex Zack: Pull your skirt down more! Kelly: Wow! That's something I never thought I'd hear you say. "No! That's not my fiance! That's the stripper." - Zack Screech: I'm 18, I'm a man, and I'm a frat guy. You know what that means? Zack: You get to sit at the head of the kids table? Screech: You know it, bucko. Leslie: Pate? Plumber: Yeah, I just fixed it. Flushes like a dream now. Zack: 38" TVs Slater: 38" waitresses Screech: Oh, come on Slater. Those girls were taller than that. Zack: Come on, I'll walk you to class. What've we got? Kelly: Chemistry. Zack: We sure do. |
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| "Word up, my brothas!" - Alex Teresa: Es un bonito dia. Que no? Slater: Excuse me? Teresa: Tu hablas espanol? Slater: What? Slater: Yo tengo cochinitos en mi equipaje. Screech: I have pigs in my suitcase. Slater: That's not good, is it? Screech: No. But if anyone could make it work, it's you. Leslie: What's a tsp? Mike: A what? Leslie: A tsp. t-s-p-period. Mike: A teaspoon, Leslie! tsp stands for teaspoon! Zack: Hey Screech that's great. Maybe soon you can open a chain of turkey salons. Screech: That's a great idea. I think I'll call it 'Super Clucks'. "Wow! I feel like Fabio!" - Screech Slater: Screech, you smell like cheese. Screech: I know. I have 12 different kinds of cheese in my pants. Slater: That's scary. Screech: No. The scary thing is that I'm kind of enjoying it. "I am an equal opportunity babe hound." - Zack Mike: Look at these hands. What do they say to you? Screech: Death by strangulation? Mike: Let me see your hands. *Screech shows him his hands* Wow. These are the hands of a sickly young girl. Screech: Well thanks! Zack: I don't know what it is, but women don't seem to take me seriously. *Kelly, Leslie and Alex start laughing* Leslie: Hey, Screech. What are you doing? Screech: Oh, hi Leslie. I'm just watching the TV. Leslie: But the set isn't even on. Screech: Oh I know. I'm just watching the TV. Zack: I hope we can still be amigos. That means friends... Slater: Even I know that one. Zack: Come on. Walters puts his underwear on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. Screech: Is that how you guys do it? Leslie's mom: Leslie, you're not really going to wear this dreadful jacket, are you? Kelly: No. I am. That's mine, Mrs. Burke. |
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| "Hey! That's my weiner!" - Screech "Maybe he has a thorn in his paw." - Screech Screech: Uh uh uh not so fast. It ain't over til the skinny guy sings! I got a 3, a 5, a 7, a 9 and a big fat 2. What does that mean? Slater: It means you're an idiot and you owe us another 7 bucks. Slater: You better start paying attention, Zack. Zack: Oh, I will. I just have an English test next period. I'm listening to War and Peace as read by Joey Lawrence. Kelly: Here. Peel the potatoes. *Leslie starts peeling with her fingers* Leslie: Potatoes. Kelly: USE A PEELER! "Bussing tables is such an icky job. Besides, I'm really busy at the student health center disposing of surgical waste." - Kelly Girl: I'd like a chicken sandwich, plain, on a toasted roll. Screech: Hey Clara, I need a naked chick with hot buns! Clara: Screech! That is sexual harrassment. Mike: Clara, Screech couldn't sexually harrass himself. Screech: Thanks, Mike! Proffesor Hutchins: Zack, can you name Kant's theory? Zack: No, I Kant Professor Lasky: You. From the Calvin Klein ads. What's anthropology? *Screech stands up* Screech: Well...Anthropology is... Slater: Screech, Screech, he was talking to me. *to Screech* What's anthropology? Zack: Lasky, sexy? Leslie: Brilliance is sexy. Alex: Funny. Is sexy. Kelly: Uh.... Confusing... is sexy. Screech: Hey, I even want to take him home. *Slater takes Kelly's danish* Slater: Oh, Kelly. Are you going to finish this? Kelly: Well not now. Alex: Slater, you get to gain weight? Slater: Uh huh. Alex: Life is so unfair. |
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| "I don't want to be critical, but when I have people over would you mind hiding the dinosaur?" - Leslie Kelly: Do you think we could get started up again? Zack: Well, actually I'm already started up, halfway out the driveway and burning rubber. *Alex whispering to Leslie and Kelly in class* Alex: He's so cute! I wonder what his sign is? Professor Lasky: Virgo Professor Lasky: Will you, you and you marry me? Leslie: Yes. Kelly: Yes. Alex: *crosses legs* Oh, yeah. Leslie: What are you doing on my bed? Zack: This is your bed? This is one lucky piece of furniture. Screech: So. You're kind of like our mom. Mike: Your mom? Did you mom play lineback for the 49ers? Screech: Well she tried, but she was cut. *Zack touches Mike's arm* Zack: What have you got in there? A bowling ball?! Screech: What happens if we break one of your rules? Mike: Break one of my rules? What do you think will happen? Screech: You squeeze the living day lights out of us? Mike: Works for me. "Would you stop apologizing so I can apologize?" - Leslie Zack: You've got to start your day with something nice and warm. Leslie: Breakfast? Zack: That too. Screech: That's how I handled my woman! Zack: What woman? Screech: The woman I had... before... I handled her... *walks away* "I'm perfectly capable of getting down with my bad self" - Leslie Dean McMann: I'm looking for Zack Morris. Screech: You must be the lady with the major woofers! Dean McMann: And you must be the village idiot. Screech: So, you're Motley Crue's old lady? Boy you look like you could tell some stories. |
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| Quote's van Zack Ms. Simpson: To be or not to be. That is the question. Who said that? Zack: You just did, Ma'am Ms. Simpson: Right! Hamlet. Ms. Simpson: Does anyone know how Romeo died? Zack: He took your class. Ms. Simpson: Right! Poison in a glass. "I love school. Too bad classes get in the way" - Zack Nurse Jennifer: I wonder what's going on in that body of yours. Zack: Woah. Nurse Butcher: Alright, which one of you is A.C. Slater? Zack: *sigh* I am. *gets his arm ready for the flu shot* Nurse Butcher: No, bend over Blondie. *Mancuso looks at Billy* Zack: Freshman Zack: It's career week at school. Everyone's exicted! I'm not. It's the first sign that our parents won't support us forever. "You know the old saying. 'An apple a day might give me an A'" - Zack Screech: That's how I handled my woman! Zack: What woman? Screech: The woman I had... before... I handled her... *walks away* Slater: Working out is the last thing on my mind. Screech: I hear you blood. Slater: I hear you blood? Where'd you get that? Screech: Chapter 3. "Talking Cool" Zack: Is there a chapter on shutting up? Mr. Belding: And may I add, you have not lost your ability to suck up. Zack: Why thank you sir. Zack: Hi, you're new here. What's your name? Slater: Roger Rabbit. What's it to you? Jessie: Come on! Everyone knows you've got the hots for Kelly. Zack: *looks around* They do now! Screech: Oh, and about sharing lockers, I can't. For health reasons. Zack: What do you mean 'for health reasons'? Screech: Slater said he'd kill me. Slater: Anyone want an onion ring? Kelly: Sure! *slater puts it on her finger* Slater: I think we're engaged. Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry. Zack: That makes two of us. *Mr. Belding puts on sweater* Mr. Belding: Zack, I'm taking a different approach with you. Zack: You're gonna be Mr. Rogers? Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood. Slater: I'm good at everything I do. Zack: Not according to the girls I talked to. *smirk* Slater: Hey, don't you have anymore cookie women? Zack: What? You need a date for new years? Mr. Belding: Guys, guys, I have a problem. Zack: Oh, sir, just wear a hat. Mr. Belding: OK, Who's in charge of the food? Allan: I am, sir. Zack: Who else? Allan: Hey! Stop with the fat jokes or I'll sit on you! Zack: *in nerdy voice* Ooh! This is getting heavy! Zack: Who washes their hair six times a day? Slater: You do. Zack: Well, besides me. Zack: We would like to put KKTY back on air. Mr. Belding: WHAT?! Screech: We - would - like Mr. Belding: I heard you! Slater: Pick you up at 7? Zack: If you get me home by 10. Zack: I think Billy's hungry. Slater: I got a dingdong in my locker. Zack: Babies don't eat dingdongs, dingdong. Kelly: I didn't know you wanted a career in medicine! Zack: Why not? I'm sick of school! *laugh* Kelly: I'm thinking of becoming an actress. Do you think I'd make a good actress, Zack? Zack: Sure! You're the star of my dreams every night. Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids. Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that. Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me? Slater: Man, who cares about wrestling? Zack: I do! Your fans do!... I do! *Zack puts on pink apron* Slater: You look pretty in pink, Preppy. Zack: Thanks for noticing. "Oh my GOSH I hit on your mother!" - Zack Miss Simpson: Get thee to Belding! Zack: Yes Miss Simpson, I goeth. |
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| Quote's van A.C Slater "No self-respecting guy goes to a costume party dressed as Peter Pan." - Slater "It's incredible what you can hear standing on a toilet" - Slater "Well if you came to my house, I'd be wagging my tail too." - Slater Coach Rizzo: Hey Slater, since when did you become a comedian? Slater: Since around Tuesday at 2 O'Clock. Slater: Working out is the last thing on my mind. Screech: I hear you blood. Slater: I hear you blood? Where'd you get that? Screech: Chapter 3. "Talking Cool" Zack: Is there a chapter on shutting up? Zack: Hi, you're new here. What's your name? Slater: Roger Rabbit. What's it to you? Kelly: Hi! Who are you? Slater: *flirty* Uh, whoever you want me to be. Slater: Anyone want an onion ring? Kelly: Sure! *slater puts it on her finger* Slater: I think we're engaged. Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry. Zack: That makes two of us. Slater: I'm good at everything I do. Zack: Not according to the girls I talked to. *smirk* Slater: Hey, don't you have anymore cookie women? Zack: What? You need a date for new years? Slater: What's the matter? Can't you find a date? Lisa: Honey, I don't go to the supermarket without a date. Slater: Mr. Belding, Will you tell the chairbabes to please be quiet? Jessie: Will you please tell the chairpig to mind his own business? Everyone: Ooooooooh, yeahhhhhh Jessie: I can't believe you like these tapes. Slater: Hey. What's the matter with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson? Jessie: Their music doesn't say anything. Slater: Have you ever seen them move? They're saying plenty, baby. Jessie: We haven't fought for 15 seconds. Slater: It was 20. Shut up. Zack: Who washes their hair six times a day? Slater: You do. Zack: Well, besides me. Slater: Pick you up at 7? Zack: If you get me home by 10. Zack: I think Billy's hungry. Slater: I got a dingdong in my locker. Zack: Babies don't eat dingdongs, dingdong. Slater: Mr. Belding, can I talk to you for a second? Mr. Belding: Sure! *looks at watch* Time's up! *Belding laugh* Billy: Z-z-z-ack Kelly: He just said his first word! Slater: What'd he say? Snack? Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids. Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that. Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me? Mr. Belding: You know, in High School, I had visions of becoming a professional basketball player. Slater: Well, what stopped you? Mr. Belding: Sister Agnes. She kept blokcing my lay ups. Besides, can you imagine me at 50, dribbling down the court with my belly hanging out and my love handles tripping the referee? Slater: Screech! What are you doing? Screech: Crusin' for chicks. Slater: In the boy's locker room? Slater: Do you think I want to end up an overweight, beer bellied laughing stock? Screech: Well, my mom always said you can be anything you want to be. Slater: Man, who cares about wrestling? Zack: I do! Your fans do!... I do! *Zack puts on pink apron* Slater: You look pretty in pink, Preppy. Zack: Thanks for noticing. King of Lichtenberg: I have 3 millions subjects. Slater: I only have 5 subjects. You know math, english, history... heh heh.. so how bout them dodgers, eh? Lisa: Aww! Look at Zack and Kelly. If they get any closer, they'll be sharing shoes. Slater: Lisa, get a boyfriend. |
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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 20:13 |
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| Quote's van Screech "Even Screech man needs nourishment!" - Screech "I'm Screech. Zack's geeky sidekick." - Screech "Thanks for letting me share my locker with you Zack!" - Screech "Gift rap... Isn't that a MC Hammer Christmas song?" - Screech "The name is Bond. Screech Bond. I have a liscence to love." - Screech "I'm not allowed out after Alf" - Screech "Class of 2003, Be kind to geeks, nerds and dweebs. Ten years from now, they'll be the ones with all the money!" - Screech Screech: Your mom's ugly! Your dad's ugly! AND your dog's ugly! Needick: Hey! My dog is not ugly! Screech: That's how I handled my woman! Zack: What woman? Screech: The woman I had... before... I handled her... *walks away* Slater: Working out is the last thing on my mind. Screech: I hear you blood. Slater: I hear you blood? Where'd you get that? Screech: Chapter 3. "Talking Cool" Zack: Is there a chapter on shutting up? Screech: Oh, and about sharing lockers, I can't. For health reasons. Zack: What do you mean 'for health reasons'? Screech: Slater said he'd kill me. Zack: We would like to put KKTY back on air. Mr. Belding: WHAT?! Screech: We - would - like Mr. Belding: I heard you! Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle. Screech: I'm speechless! Lisa: That's the idea. Mr. Belding: Do your parents know? Screech: Of course! She's been over every night. Mr. Belding: And there's no objections? Screech: No, they're rooting us on. Mr. Belding: Well I have objections. You can't elope! Screech: Who're your calling a cantalope, you melon head?! Screech: I will be your everything. Lisa: And I will be gone. Mr. Belding: Now what is it like on Mars? Screech: Far out. Here, have a Mars bar! Slater: Screech! What are you doing? Screech: Crusin' for chicks. Slater: In the boy's locker room? Slater: Do you think I want to end up an overweight, beer bellied laughing stock? Screech: Well, my mom always said you can be anything you want to be. "There's nothing more romantic than cuddling up with seaweed." - Screech Lisa: I think there's love in the air. How bout you? Screech: No, that's my cologne, 'musk of mustang'. Giddy up! Jessie: Aww... is Slater scared of the wittle awobics instwuctor? Screech: What's an awobics instwuctor? Screech: You know, I kissed Lisa for the first time on a bridge. Zack: When was that? Lisa: Right before I threw him off. |
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