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Kimberly Schoep Op: 29/07/2006 22:17 |
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| [the gang rewrites the words to Screech's corny school song before they decide to sing] Screech: You hooligans. You demolished my song. Lisa: No we didn't, Screech. It still says "Bayside". Slater: Yeah, and we even left the words you put in: "it", "and", "the", "Bayside". Screech: Oh... well in that case, it's ok then. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: Lisa, you are looking lovelier than ever today. Lisa: Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: Jessie let's go to the lost and found. Jessie: Why? Kelly: Because you've lost it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon. Slater: Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds? Slater: It was 20, shut up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Belding: Zack, I am not a matador so take the bull outside ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Screech is walking scrunched down near the floor] Zack: I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long. Screech: That's okay, just paint me blue and call me a Smurf. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Dewey: I don't believe it and I don't care. I'm tired, I have a toothache, and I have to go home and pump iron. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so, I'm so... scared! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: [talking about Slater's dancing] Wow Slater that was hot! Zack: Ha ha. Are you kidding? I moved better last summer when a bee flew in my shorts. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: What happened to you? Lisa: I kicked the TV and sprained my ankle. Jessie: Why? Lisa: I was watching the new Revlon commercial and they discontinued my nail polish. |
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Kimberly Schoep Op: 29/07/2006 22:18 |
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| Louise: Would you ever go steady with a guy named Moose? Lisa: Why not, you could always hang your coat on his antlers. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lisa: Some people get a little strange when it's time to see Nurse Butcher. Jessie: Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest. Slater: You sound like a commercial for oat bran. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lisa: What's wrong Kelly? Kelly: Men, especially Zack Morris. Slater: Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: This week is our Geometry midterm. Hey, I'm not worried, I always sit next to smart nerds. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: Eh, I hate coffee. Suzy, can I have another cup please? Zack: So why are you drinking it? Screech: What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack? Zack: Use your head as a donut and dunk you in it. Screech: No way, my head would never fit in the cup. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slater: [talking to Jessie] Guys are great at math. It's just a shame you weren't born a man. Jessie: Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Dewey: [telling grades for a quiz] Kelly B+, Lisa B+, Jessie C. Jessie: C, C? Mr Dewey: Si, senorita, but this is geometry, not Spanish. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: [after Jessie storms off in a fit, a group of students are looking at her] She's my friend... but not my best friend. Actually, I hardly even know her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [repeated line] Screech: [to Zack ] Hello, buuuuuuuddy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [taping of "Don't Do Drugs" commercial] Kelly: Dumb. Slater: Stupid. Lisa: Crazy. Jessie: Dangerous Screech: Stinks. |
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Kimberly Schoep Op: 29/07/2006 22:19 |
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| Slater: [Jessie is taking caffeine pills] Those pills are dangerous. Jessie: Yeah, well, so's geometry! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: [Kelly has just stormed away from Zack] I'm leaving, too! I'll send for my ant farm. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lisa: Screech, would you like to rejoin the human race? Screech: You always said I wasn't a member. Lisa: I'll sneak you in. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: I had a wonderful time, Zack. That movie really got to me. Zack: You're the only one who cried when Ernest went to jail. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: Kelly! I know he asked you to go with him. Is the answer yes? Kelly: Well, you can't tell Zack, but [shakes head yes] Screech: Oh, my! What a moment! What a thrill! First the Berlin Wall comes down, then the Brady Bunch comes back, and now Zack and Kelly are going steady! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: [Kelly is talking about choosing between Zack and Slater] Guys, this is hard. It's like choosing between two great pieces of chocolate. Zack: Sorry Kelly, from now on, you can only get zits from one of us. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Belding: [Mr. Belding just signed a detention slip for Zack] So, this makes nine, and 10 is... Zack: Don't say it, sir. Mr. Belding: That's right, suspension! It's gonna happen, Morris. Zack: Not until cows give Pepsi, sir. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: Why aren't you at the prom? Zack: Oh, is that tonight? Gosh, I must have forgotten? Kelly: There must have been 100 girls who would love to go with you. Zack: Actually 106. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: Kelly dumped me. Slater: Is that what you think? Zack: Yeah, I mean every time I call, her mother says she's washing her hair. I mean who washes their hair six times a day? Slater: You do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie: [Jessie and Slater are looking for music for the prom] I can't believe you like these tapes. Slater: Hey, what's wrong with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson? Jessie: Their music doesn't say anything. Slater: Did you ever see them move? They're saying plenty, baby. |
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Kimberly Schoep Op: 29/07/2006 22:21 |
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| Mr. Belding: Now Zack, I know that you and Lisa are in charge of decorations, but this year's theme is not going to be [holds up a banner] Mr. Belding: "Zack and Kelly's Prom". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: Is something wrong? Mr. Frank Kapowski: Afraid so. World peace broke out. Kelly: That's good isn't it? Mr. Frank Kapowski: For the world, yes, but not if you work at a defense plant. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: Will you go to the prom with me? Lisa: Yeah, I'll go. Screech: You will! Lisa: I'll go with you when worms have ears. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: [Kelly is talking about choosing between Zack and Slater] Kelly: Guys, this is hard. It's like choosing between two great pieces of chocolate. Zack: Sorry Kelly, from now on, you can only get zits from one of us. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: [Lisa hands Kelly and Jessie bracelets] Here guys, these are for you. Kelly: Gee Thanks. Jessie: These are nice. Lisa: I made these friendship bracelets in Fashion Club. Screech: Did you make one for me? Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle. Screech: I'm speechless. Lisa: That's the idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Belding: I am fed up with your wisecracks. I'm giving you a month's worth of Saturday detention. Zack: Four Saturdays? Mr. Belding: Uh-uh, 30 Saturdays. Zack: 30 Saturdays? Sir, can we negotiate? Hey I'll wash your car. Mr. Belding: The last time you washed my car, you flooded the inside. Zack: Car pool, sir. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alan Fairbanks: Why should I join the cadet corp? Zack: Because the new Army serves cake at every meal. Alan Fairbanks: Slice me in! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: [Talking about bringing back the school's old radio station with Mr. Belding] Sir, we'd like to put KKTY back on the air. Mr. Belding: What? Screech: [slowly] We... would... like... to Mr. Belding: I heard you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lisa: [Talking about Slater's sport's broadcast on the radio] Do you think we should be honest and tell him he stinks? Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings? Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: [Screech brings Zack to the school old radio station in the basement of the school] Hey, Screech, I thought I knew every hiding place in this school. How did you find it? Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: You girls are lucky; wait 'til you see me in a wet t-shirt. Lisa: Only if it involves you drowning. |
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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 19:54 |
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| Hier wat leuke quote's van The College Years Zack: [waiting for Kelly, but Slater walks in] Geez... I thought you were Kelly. Slater: If I were Kelly, I'd put on something skimpy and stare at myself in the mirror. Zack: That's what you do NOW. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leslie: Hi, Screech. What are you doing? Screech: Hi, Leslie. I'm just watching the T.V. Leslie: But the T.V. is turned off. Screech: Oh I know, I'm just watching the T.V. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: Kelly, you can't be serious. I mean, if you go on this semester-at-sea program, you'll be at sea... for a semester! Dean Susan McMann: [sarcastic shock] And you're only a freshmen? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: Well, I've thought about it long and hard, and I've decided that I'm gonna ask Kelly if we could date exclusively. Slater: Exclusively? Wait a minute... you mean as in - - only? Zack: Yeah. Slater: Are you crazy? Zack: I know, I know. It was a shock to me at first too, but I'm sure about this. Slater: Oh, no! This is terrible. When Alex hears about this, SHE'LL wanna date exclu -... exclu -... man I can't even say the word! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slater: Alex, I have to tell you something. I went to the car show with... [suddenly lies] Slater: ... Chris... Leslie: [finishes name] ... tee. Slater: No thanks, I'm drinking orange juice. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: You've got one more test, Zack. Zack: What? They've tested everywhere they possibly can. Screech: Nope- there's just one more place. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: Who wants their barrium? [Zack gets up and runs away] Screech: Aw, but it's cherry flavored. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clara: You do that again, and I'm going to stick your head in the microwave. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screech: You have Big Bird tattooed on your butt! Mike Rogers: No, it's, aaah, Tweety Bird. Screech: Yes, but that sure is one big bird! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slater: Has anybody ever been to a funeral before? Screech: I have. Slater: What are you supposed to do? Screech: Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave. Then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him and buried him under his favorite tree. Alex: Awww... how old was your dog? Screech: What dog? I'm talking about Grampa Powers. |
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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 19:55 |
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| Kelly: Zack, what do you want from me? Zack: I... I-I want you to marry me. Kelly: What? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [AlexX chickens out on getting a tattoo] Alex: I couldn't do it. You're not mad, are you? Slater: Of course I'm mad! I got this dumb, idiotic tattoo for YOU. Alex: I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you. What do you want me to do? Slater: I'll tell you what I want you to do. You and I are gonna go to the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival next weekend. We're gonna see every movie he ever made. Alex: Even "Rocky"? Slater: Yup, 1 through 5. Alex: I'll go get the tattoo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alex: Emotional? Women are not emotional! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leslie: Come on Alex lets go do something only women can do. Alex: Yeah, lets go... give birth. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alex: Life is so unfair. I have to lose two pounds within a few days! Kelly: C'mon, two pounds is not going to hurt you. Screech: Oh yeah? That's what Delta Burke said before she inhaled her first cheesecake. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Professor Hemmings: This is pathetic! I want every other row to stand up. [every other row stands] Professor Hemmings: This is how many of my students are going to fail my class - - fifty percent. Alex: Excuse me, Professor Hemmings, but... would that be the half that are sitting OR the half that are standing? Professor Hemmings: [smiles] We'll soon find out, won't we. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zack: Well, hello ladies! Did you miss me? Leslie: As much as I miss my acne. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Zack and Kelly are getting married] Dean Susan McMann: [on phone] Hello, Reverend Dunlap. I would like to make a reservation in the school chapel for the Kawposki-Morris Wedding. [listening] Dean Susan McMann: Well then, bump the professor's funeral. He'll keep 'till Monday! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the Reverend walks in on a wild stripper bachelor party] Rev. Dunlap: You know what? Maybe I should come back another time. Zack: Oh that would be great! How about Monday? Rev. Dunlap: I was thinking more around the lines of ten years - - when you've all had a chance to grow up! Screech: I knew we should have gone with Barney. |
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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 20:04 |
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| Quote's van The Highschool years "There's no hope with dope." - The Gang Slater: Working out is the last thing on my mind. Screech: I hear you blood. Slater: I hear you blood? Where'd you get that? Screech: Chapter 3. "Talking Cool" Zack: Is there a chapter on shutting up? Mr. Belding: And may I add, you have not lost your ability to suck up. Zack: Why thank you sir. Zack: Hi, you're new here. What's your name? Slater: Roger Rabbit. What's it to you? Kelly: HI! Who are you? Slater: *flirty* Uh, whoever you want me to be. Jessie: Come on! Everyone knows you've got the hots for Kelly. Zack: *looks around* They do now! Screech: Oh, and about sharing lockers, I can't. For health reasons. Zack: What do you mean 'for health reasons'? Screech: Slater said he'd kill me. Slater: Anyone want an onion ring? Kelly: Sure! *slater puts it on her finger* Slater: I think we're engaged. Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry. Zack: That makes two of us. *Mr. Belding puts on sweater* Mr. Belding: Zack, I'm taking a different approach with you. Zack: You're gonna be Mr. Rogers? Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood. "I'm tired, I have a toothache, and I have to go home and pump iron" - Mr. Dewey Slater: I'm good at everything I do. Zack: Not according to the girls I talked to. *smirk* Slater: Hey, don't you have anymore cookie women? Zack: What? You need a date for new years? |
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Kimberly Op: 30/07/2006 20:05 |
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| Slater: What's the matter? Can't you find a date? Lisa: Honey, I don't go to the supermarket without a date. Mr. Belding: Guys, guys, I have a problem. Zack: Oh, sir, just wear a hat. Jessie: You have a map of the mall? Lisa: I have a map of every mall from here to Tiajuana. Slater: Mr. Belding, Will you tell the chairbabes to please be quiet? Jessie: Will you please tell the chairpig to mind his own business? Everyone: Ooooooooh, yeahhhhhh Mr. Belding: OK, Who's in charge of the food? Allan: I am, sir. Zack: Who else? Allan: Hey! Stop with the fat jokes or I'll sit on you! Zack: *in nerdy voice* Ooh! This is getting heavy! Jessie: I can't believe you like these tapes. Slater: Hey. What's the matter with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson? Jessie: Their music doesn't say anything. Slater: Have you ever seen them move? They're saying plenty, baby. Jessie: We haven't fought for 15 seconds. Slater: It was 20. Shut up. Zack: Who washes their hair six times a day? Slater: You do. Zack: Well, besides me. Zack: We would like to put KKTY back on air. Mr. Belding: WHAT?! Screech: We - would - like Mr. Belding: I heard you! Slater: Pick you up at 7? Zack: If you get me home by 10. |
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| Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle. Screech: I'm speechless! Lisa: That's the idea. Boy: I want my money back. Kelly: Why? Is something wrong? Jessie: We'll gladly refund your money if your buddy band is deffective. Boy: Belding's wearing one. You can't get more deffective than that. Zack: I think Billy's hungry. Slater: I got a dingdong in my locker. Zack: Babies don't eat dingdongs, dingdong. Home Ec teacher: Support the baby's head. *head falls off* See? That could hurt baby. Slater: Mr. Belding, can I talk to you for a second? Mr. Belding: Sure! *looks at watch* Time's up! *Belding laugh* Kelly: Lisa, you should give Screech a chance. Lisa: I'd reather give chicken pox a chance. Mr. Belding: Do your parents know? Screech: Of course! She's been over every night. Mr. Belding: And there's no objections? Screech: No, they're rooting us on. Mr. Belding: Well I have objections. You can't elope! Screech: Who're your calling a cantalope, you melon head?! Billy: Z-z-z-ack Kelly: He just said his first word! Slater: What'd he say? Snack? Screech: I will be your everything. Lisa: And I will be gone. Kelly: I didn't know you wanted a career in medicine! Zack: Why not? I'm sick of school! *laugh* |
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| Kelly: I'm thinking of becoming an actress. Do you think I'd make a good actress, Zack? Zack: Sure! You're the star of my dreams every night. Jessie: I want to be a lawyer. Lisa: I'll design your briefs! Ha Ha Ha Kelly: I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids. Zack: Someday I'd like to help you with that. Slater: Why have a litter of preppies when you can have little studmuffins like me? Mr. Belding: You know, in High School, I had visions of becoming a professional basketball player. Slater: Well, what stopped you? Mr. Belding: Sister Agnes. She kept blokcing my lay ups. Besides, can you imagine me at 50, dribbling down the court with my belly hanging out and my love handles tripping the referee? Mr. Belding: Now what is it like on Mars? Screech: Far out. Here, have a Mars bar! Slater: Screech! What are you doing? Screech: Crusin' for chicks. Slater: In the boy's locker room? Slater: Do you think I want to end up an overweight, beer bellied laughing stock? Screech: Well, my mom always said you can be anything you want to be. Slater: Man, who cares about wrestling? Zack: I do! Your fans do!... I do! *Zack puts on pink apron* Slater: You look pretty in pink, Preppy. Zack: Thanks for noticing. |
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